Just to gain some street cred, I’ll indulge you in a short tale, and one of my personal favorites, from a bathroom a few months back. Actually, hold up, we just met so Well maybe I won’t share the entire story but it has a lot to do with a foot in the door leading to a three-some in a bathroom, a tall boy and a very dirty white hat. You can use your dirty imagination to fill in the rest. I have always have been a quick-kinda gal on the go so I’m gunna tone it down a tad and start you off easy, just like Sunday morning. The playlist that follows is, you guessed it, my Sunday morning sex-list or as I dubbed it “Mellow F*ck”. Not to be confused with my “Butter Up and Fuck” playlist which is typically reserved for evenings and weekends aka times where I am already several adult beverages in the hole.
So here it is ladies and gentlemen, in a very particular order to enjoy the not-so-gradual build up of Sunday morning sex…
Blood Orange – ‘Champagne Coast’
Not only a great song to wake up to but a great song to start making out to. Dev’s voice will get you in the mood and the smooth instrumentals only support his quest to get you laid.
Flight Facilities - Crave you Feat. Giselle
Crave and be craved. This song has always been a favorite and winds up on most of my chill mixes. Just lay back or playfully dance around your room together to this one. It will always make you feel super sexy.
Jeremih – ‘Fuck you All The Time’ Ft Natasha Mosely
Kind of enough said but the title, but also, by this time in the playlist if you haven’t already hit foreplay hard pop this song on and it’s over hover.
Cam'ron - 'Hey Ma'
Because I know what the ladies like...
The Knife – Heartbeats
I don’t think anyone can argue the drums, synths and chilling vocals of this and pretty much every knife song cannot be beat in or out of the bedroom.
Beach House - The Hours
Another of my favorite bands. Don’t fight it, let Beach House take you there.
Wild Belle - It's Too Late
This brother sister combo have it going on. For all those dirty minds out there I have one thing to say to you, keep it up. Wild Belle is what’s up, great vocals and I love the use of sax in any love making situation, or any situation for that matter.
Blackfeet Braves - Trippin Like I Do
Just found out about these guys and they are dope. Added them to the list in a hurry, and what a solid addition. Their 70s surfer rock feel never disappoints.
The Smiths - This Charming Man
Or any Smiths song for that mtter. Duh.
Ladytron – Ghosts
This haunting track speeds it up a bit and is a great transition from the Smiths. Ladytron is a BOSS. She definitely is not ‘sorry’ about this track and you won’t be either.
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
Last but not least the ultimate in sex, Jamiroquai, will also make you feel your sexiest. Get in there kids!
I know this is a short list but some of us have shit to do on Sundays like Home Depot and laundry. Feel free to add on for those of you spending the entire Sunday in bed only to stop for champagne and a light snack. Until next time, make mom proud and GET SOME!
